My tips to get you out of volunteering, on today’s HuffPost.

Flashback Floyd-day.

Flashback Floyd-day.

The Red Camaro

so much depends
upon


a red Ca-
maro


raced with vain
ardor


beside the white
Firebird

The Truth Hurts.

The Truth Hurts.

Tags: parenting

Sadie whiles away a Sunday afternoon.

roxanegay:

On my second day in the new town, I went to Best Buy to buy a telephone. In the store, I asked a salesperson, “Do you have old fashioned telephones as opposed to cellular phones?” He knew exactly what I meant and pointed me in the right direction.

I have a landline in my new apartment because,…

Me [wearing twinset, holding laundry basket, shaking head as kids lap kitchen island on way out door]:
"As a busy mom, I know how important shortcuts can be. That’s why I make dinner and laundry a snap with new Cook-Dri™. Simply wrap one raw garlic clove in a dish towel, toss into the dryer with a full load of laundry, and walk away! Return an hour later to nicely-browned garlic and heavenly-scented clothing!"
[off camera: “Mom! We’ll be late for soccer!”]
Me [knowing nod, swiping keys from counter]: “Coming! Just starting dinner!”
Cook-Dri™: Dinner. Duds. Done.®

Tags: parenting

So glad my Target package arrived, despite the Zombie Apocalypse.

So glad my Target package arrived, despite the Zombie Apocalypse.

Tags: wtf target zombie

Parenting

1. Scream at teenage son.
2. See FB pics of cousin taking daughter to college.
3. Open first letter from high school college counseling office.
4. Cry.
5. Scream at teenage son.

Tags: parenting

Cowfloyd.

Cowfloyd.