You learn to appreciate the small victories in parenting.
Fudge, bedside, 3 a.m.: “Mama, I threw up.”
Me: “In the bed?”
Fudge: “No, near it.”
Me: “Okay, good job.”

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Today’s additions to my Flickr series, “Floyd Holding Things”: 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62142386@N08/sets/72157632227110508/

I’m sensing we could all use a little "Floyd Holding Things" about now. Today’s addition, w/complimentary kid-braided faux hawk.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/62142386@N08/sets/72157632227110508/

I’m sensing we could all use a little "Floyd Holding Things" about now. Today’s addition, w/complimentary kid-braided faux hawk.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62142386@N08/sets/72157632227110508/

My daughter’s going to the Taylor Swift concert tonight. Time to pull out my old Prince concert pics and show her how it’s done.

My daughter’s going to the Taylor Swift concert tonight. Time to pull out my old Prince concert pics and show her how it’s done.

Aud: “All golf players look the same to me. I mean, they just look like this guy, or the other guy. And this guy is going to look like the other guy when he gets older.”

It turns out I am comfortable enough in my own skin I won’t mind emitting a quiet burp halfway through a voicemail to a parent I barely know, accepting a playdate for my child.

Tags: parenting lol

My body is a wonderland. Except, like one that closed down sometime in the late 90s, w/rusted gates, dangling signs w/letters and bulbs missing, abandoned, broken-down rides, and foreign weeds sprouting in strange places.

Weekend additions to my Flickr series, “Floyd Holding Things”:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62142386@N08/sets/72157632227110508/

Today’s additions to my Flickr series "Floyd Holding Things”:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62142386@N08/sets/72157632227110508/